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Kissed By a Man--or, Anything But ValleyFair

So I swear to you, this weekend felt like the continuation of B's birthday.

Friday was a date night. Coulda went to ValleyFair, but it's ValleyFair so who gives a shit? They don't. Obviously. Went to the mall instead and put my Annual Nick Universe pass to good use instead. Okay FINE I'm lying...I didn't. The mall has twenty-something Pokestops and two gyms now. I CAN NO LONGER FUNCTION in that building. Whatever you do, don't try to walk behind me. I stop more than a yellow school bus in a high-rise district.

After B got off work, she made me stop playing (mostly) long enough for a big bowl of Piada pasta with calamari and corn salad.


( Friday pics )

Saturday improv was SuUUUuuper Weird.

( TLDR reasons why )

And today was nearly perfect for the RenFest. Save for the mud from yesterday's rain.
So we went.

We caught Vilification Tennis and Sir Arthur Greenleaf Holmes (twice) and Tortuga Twins. Attendance was super light--which meant Sir Arthur was fucking with us in the byways ('Ah Yes! Those perverts were at my show as well!') and I got picked out at Tortugas R-rated show for ass-grabbins and a man-kiss.

But details shall wait for another post..................dotty dot dot dotty......