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Ren Fest: Arthur Greenleaf Holmes. GO SEE HIM

If you know me, live in the Twin Cities, attend the Minnesota Renaissance Festival (OR the Texas 'Fest between Houston/Austin/College Station after ours) and you haven't heard his wildly inappropriate poetry...? Four words.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!?!!?

I'll not spoil his actual show. But here's the introduction.
Where he describes the sort of performance you should expect.

I've heard every poem and cha know what?
Never gets old. 'Specially watching virgin listeners' heads explode.

Now GO SEE HIM. Unless you're bringing children with you. In which case you most certainly should not.