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How FatAss McFatly Gained ALL His Weight Back

Just got off the scale at the gym and WOW nearly speechless.
Eleven pounds heavier than my post-run weight the day before.

The weight hadn't been returning as quickly during training weeks before the race.
However--and unfortunately--I might know why.

Can't even frackin TALK to you guys right now.












OH WAIT forgot to tell you something important...





Brenda Does Not Eat Sushi. That shitchoo was looking at? All me.
Plus some of those noodles in front of B, too. Yup.

Then I laid on my ass and watched movies all night, got some sleep and rose up to THIS.





Maybe more like that and two more plates of skrimps and cocktail sauce and some 'Party Taters' and maybe a biscuit with sausage gravy and dayum. Musta finished off that Tall Boy of Angry Orchard on tap already. Or is it out of frame? Hmmmm.






Then dessert.

How the (BLEEP)ing (BLEEP)itty (BLEEEEEEP) could I expect a 2.8 mile Pokey walk 'round a lake, then a slow 2-mile recovery run's to fix alla THAT grubbin'? It's NOT.