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How FatAss McFatly Gained ALL His Weight Back



Just got off the scale at the gym and WOW nearly speechless.
Eleven pounds heavier than my post-run weight the day before.

The weight hadn't been returning as quickly during training weeks before the race.
However--and unfortunately--I might know why.

Can't even frackin TALK to you guys right now.












OH WAIT forgot to tell you something important...





Brenda Does Not Eat Sushi. That shitchoo was looking at? All me.
Plus some of those noodles in front of B, too. Yup.

Then I laid on my ass and watched movies all night, got some sleep and rose up to THIS.





Maybe more like that and two more plates of skrimps and cocktail sauce and some 'Party Taters' and maybe a biscuit with sausage gravy and dayum. Musta finished off that Tall Boy of Angry Orchard on tap already. Or is it out of frame? Hmmmm.






Then dessert.

How the (BLEEP)ing (BLEEP)itty (BLEEEEEEP) could I expect a 2.8 mile Pokey walk 'round a lake, then a slow 2-mile recovery run's to fix alla THAT grubbin'? It's NOT.



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Date: 2016-10-31 06:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ecosopher.livejournal.com
Haha! That's a pretty impressive few meals there. But you deserve to splash out a bit now and then, right? I hate the fact that weight is so, so easy to put on. Also that it's so hard to maintain fitness, but so easy to lose that, too. Boo. Hardly seems fair.

Also, I didn't comment on your last entry but I thought your costume looked awesome ♥

Date: 2016-10-31 07:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] newlifeinstpaul.livejournal.com
I need to post Falcon on LJ. Mighta been just a touch nicer if you ask me.

Date: 2016-10-31 02:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] malterre.livejournal.com
Food is yummy! And Good!
No doubt you'll run it off :)

Date: 2016-10-31 07:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] newlifeinstpaul.livejournal.com
But I need to be running AWAY. From the table.

Date: 2016-10-31 05:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zoefruitcake.livejournal.com
But the food looks worth it!

Date: 2016-10-31 06:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sakkebomb.livejournal.com
Happy birthday dear friend. Eat all the things!

Date: 2016-10-31 07:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] newlifeinstpaul.livejournal.com
Can you write all the Eatables a note and tell them not to show up on my ass later tho...?

Date: 2016-10-31 07:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ragnarok-08.livejournal.com
Happy Birthday!!!

Date: 2016-11-01 03:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] swells0728.livejournal.com
Happy Birthday!

Date: 2016-11-01 03:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] newlifeinstpaul.livejournal.com
I thought that wasn't 'till November 2nd

Date: 2016-11-02 01:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] one-raido.livejournal.com
I'm with Brenda on the sushi.

Date: 2016-11-02 02:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] newlifeinstpaul.livejournal.com
Well THAT'S not a Minnesotan opinion at all :PPP

Date: 2016-11-02 03:02 am (UTC)

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