newlifeinstpaul | Dec. 25th, 2017

Round 8ish

B: Shall we get the stockings now, or do you wanna sleep some more...?
Me: SLEEP.
B: Okayyyy.

Two minutes, fifteen seconds later

Me: K-fine let's get up.
B: Why? I was letting you sleep.
Me: NO YOU WEREN'T.
B: I was laying right here!
Me: Boring holes in my head with your staring!
B: Heehehehehehehheee

Five minutes after that

Me: Know what my dreams for a good stocking are...?
B: You haven't even looked in yours yet!
Me: Pssssssh if only.
B: WHAT THEN?!?!
Me: That you gift me a big pair of scissors.
B: Oh, boy. Buckle up.
Me: And on the blades?
B: ....
Me: Are engraved the words, PANTY TRIMMERS.
B: I knew it!
Me: Yes! Let's fix EVERYTHING!