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Second Best at Xmas Gifts. Mebbe Third
Dec. 28th, 2017 12:03 pmYou know, I tried my level best at getting things B would really, truly like. But but BUT truth is, I'd already lost. To B herself.
You see, she'd already picked out a Roomba for herself Black Friday (which cough, Cough COUGH cost more than the Xbox One S I'd thought about asking for, then didn't COUGH COUGH GASSSSSSP WHEEEZE but never mind THAT) and nothing I could think of makes her toes tingle quite like picking up her phone to command that thing to clean up 'round the place. Like a (Bleep)ing Ruthless Robot OverLord.
It's not as if I have a true basis for complaint. Newp. Not like I haven't been quietly transforming Four into either The Next Frontier or Last Stand of my Creative Self.
She's been 'locked out' of the room for over a year now. When she sees it? She's gonna SHIT herself. Perhaps almost literally.
Hope to get the finishing touches on it this weekend.
Stay tuned.
You see, she'd already picked out a Roomba for herself Black Friday (which cough, Cough COUGH cost more than the Xbox One S I'd thought about asking for, then didn't COUGH COUGH GASSSSSSP WHEEEZE but never mind THAT) and nothing I could think of makes her toes tingle quite like picking up her phone to command that thing to clean up 'round the place. Like a (Bleep)ing Ruthless Robot OverLord.
It's not as if I have a true basis for complaint. Newp. Not like I haven't been quietly transforming Four into either The Next Frontier or Last Stand of my Creative Self.
She's been 'locked out' of the room for over a year now. When she sees it? She's gonna SHIT herself. Perhaps almost literally.
Hope to get the finishing touches on it this weekend.
Stay tuned.
