Today's Special In-Home Guest

G-Zilla's car broke down.  FML.

She's upstairs being a 'Zilla.

Which is more like 'taking up space, watching television' but UGGGGGGGH

So glad I washed all my clothes yesterday

A Talk with the 'Zilla

Me:  Did you hear from the (car) repair shop?

GZ: I'm s'posed to hear after lunchtime.

Me: Where'd you take it?

GZ: That's not your concern.

What I WAS gonna tell her was that maybe, just maybe a software update mighta kicked her car into failsafe mode, but I couldn't remember if they'd updated her car with it.  If so?  Joe Schmoe might not figure it out (but will charge plenty for diagnostics) and possibly (tho improbably) she'd be due for a replacement block from a dealer.  But ONLY if and when she had the update, which I couldn't remember.

But it's not my concern, right?

Some People will never figure out those People Who Are Better Citizens of the World than They