From the 'Pinch my cheekies' file

[newlifeinstpaul]

Home
7:38 am

Phone: Rinnnnng!
Me: WTF?
Phone: Rinnnnng!
Me: Bluh.
Phone: Rinnnnng!
Me: MRRRRRGH. I got it.
Ex: Hello?
Me: Hrrg?
Ex: Who is this?
Me: Hmgh.
Ex: Ha ha ha. Anyway, Midget has something to tell you.
Me: *one eye opens* Mmmmh?
Midget: Hewwo Doddy?
Me: Yeah?
Midget: Mommy told me to...I mean, whatyadoin?
Me: Uhhhh, just woke up?
Midget: Oh. Well, I just wanted to tell you that you're the perfect Dad.
Me: *one eyebrow* Really?
Midget: Yeah.
Me: What brought this on?
Midget: Mommy was doing my hair and I remembered how you couldn't really do my hair?
And you would do my hair in these great...big...PUFFBALLS.
Me: Uh huh.
(Actually, by then I could do a twist. The puffballs were doubtless LP's idea, but anyway...)
Midget: I love-you-Doddy!

Isn't that the best way to wake up?

Comments

[cplady.livejournal.com]

Awwww! That should make your day!!

[newlifeinstpaul.livejournal.com]

Almost as much as some photos I ran through trying to find the elusive Midget puffball.

Didn't find any...but were are a few with Da Human Cartoon Character herself in action. Look above.