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[newlifeinstpaul]

...See, this is why she's MY girl.
Chapter 482.

Back in her lil' room in Manitoba where she grew up, there are these little strips of photo paper on her bulletin board. Why?

Well, you see...her very neat and orderly mumsie trims her own vacation photos by hand. So interloping passerby get the boot. Not only does Brenda snatch up those strips of photos, not only does she pin them up, she's given each of them names.





But I'm more of a 'big picture' guy...so leave it to me to hatch a conspiracy theory.
Which one makes the most sense?

- Are they being stalked by AARP ninjas, only THIS CLOSE to getting hit in the carotid artery by a membership card with sharpened corners?

Gussie: *burst of radio static* Madge, come in.
Madge: Huh?
Gussie: Madge! Come in!
Madge: HUH?!?!??!?
Gussie: Yer gonna blow my cover, jackass! Turn up your hearing aid!
Madge: *feedback* Sorry.
Gussie: Operation Thin The Herd is go. I'm in position.
Madge: Whack one senior, save 15% discounts for a thousand.
Gussie: Damn right. *aims AARP card*
Madge: CAMERA! CAMERA!!!! ASSUME THE PASSERBY POSITION!!
Gussie: Crap. *puts on sunglasses and turns to the left*

- Or are they victims of the Full Moon Tourist Club, whose members stick their backsides out for hours at a time at scenic locations?


Milton: Wait, wait. I think they see us.
Earl: No, no. Trust me. I've done this a thousand times.
Milton: How could they NOT see you? Look at that blue striped shirt!
Earl: They're in their own little world right now. Totally oblivious.
Milton: Ooh ooh! Here they go! They're holding up the camera...
Earl: And I give my little tush a pivot and BAM!
Camera: *flash goes off*
Earl: YEAH!!! Take me home (bleeeeep)s!
Milton: High five!
Earl: It's an art form, Milton. An art form.

Or does everyone just buy clothes from the same 'Really Bad Vacation Shorts' bin at the local Pomida?
Hell if I know.

Comments

[birdgerhl.livejournal.com]

that's an art installation. i love it.

b.x :)

[san-simeon-girl.livejournal.com]

I think the guy in the blue striped shirt was hoping those vertical stripes would be slimming...

[newlifeinstpaul.livejournal.com]

Well they ARE.

For poor, helpless little blue stripes anyway...

[san-simeon-girl.livejournal.com]

PS-Brenda looks about 14 years old in that picture. Ya perv...

[newlifeinstpaul.livejournal.com]

I asked her to put on her retainer too but she said no! :-P

[jigsaw-girl76.livejournal.com]

so what are their names?

[newlifeinstpaul.livejournal.com]

Brenda rattled them off yesterday when I got home...but I'll have to ask her again!

[newlifeinstpaul.livejournal.com]

From left to right: Roger, Marie, Eva, Ruth, Della and Betty.

See? Thought I was kidding!

[magicwoman.livejournal.com]

OK, I love the picture strips. Very unique!

OK, where's the Chris Rock review...did I miss it???

Congrats to Brenda on getting her papers and starting work! Hope she enjoys it.

[newlifeinstpaul.livejournal.com]

We'll be seeing Chris Rock is this Friday...
tho I don't know what you'd be looking for in a review. I'm almost always very, very VAGUE.

[magicwoman.livejournal.com]

That's you, King of Vague. No details... :)