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Why B and I Should Not Make Kids, Episode MCXLVII
Shortly before an episode of a Premium Channel Series
B: What do the parental notices say?
Me: Brief nudity.
(Sure, there were other warnings--we don't care 'bout them shits)
B: Brief? That's all?
Me: Don't be sad. 'Brief' probably means penis.
B: YeeeeeeAAAAH. Oh, wait. Can you pause that? I gotta get something...
Forty seconds later
B: Ready! SHOW ME THE DICKTIP.
Me: Don't get all worked up.
B: Cuz WHY? You're fine when they're showing titties!
Me: Cuz it's Showtime. You know you're only gettin' nut-scruff.
B: Dammit!
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Date: 2016-01-18 02:37 am (UTC)Oh well, if she wants to see dicktips, there's always craigslist personals.
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Date: 2016-01-18 07:22 pm (UTC)