It's best served COLD, right...?

[newlifeinstpaul]

...I hear it's even better precip-free

(So I'm told)

Ready to read--as I've been known to say on occasion--some SuperCold Ass Sheeit? Go clicky.









Howya like DEM Apples? Somebody decided they were gonna blow off half a day too!

Without THIS nightmare.





Or needing to push at least a foot of that nonsense out of the driveway...





...and the sidewalk. Which I really shouldn't do, since that damned Russian grandpaw on the other end of the cul-de-sac is ONLY going to bring his dog there to shit on my lawn. Still slightly better than his other choice--the mid-cul-de-sac snowmound from road plows that his grandchild and her friends will play on/slide from. Really big on thinking ahead, that guy. Please tell me he didn't work with plutonium in the Old Country. Cuz Dayum. Was I whining about something else first...? Oh, right!






Seriously. Any time you get ME to toss the Real Minnesotan Shovel and say Eff THIS, I need a break it's an Absolutely Ridiculous Snowfall. Just look at my beast. It's got a two-handed handle. It's four feet wide. Those aren't s'posed to get tossed like a five-iron.

Let's see, what else happened yesterday?

- Washed two loads of laundry
- Washed two loads of dishes
- Pulled a fluoresecent bulb from the garage ceiling
- Climbed my 8-footer, hung some hooks, hung my bike on B's side of the garage

Bottom line: I don't know how to take Days Off. Signing up for them isn't the problem; it's taking them OFF. For inactivity.


GAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!

Comments

[smittenbyu]

oh wow... now THAT's a shovel!! We were being told to avoid heart attacks get smaller sized shovels (like you know 18-20 inches). Clearly they don't come from MN!!! lol...

[newlifeinstpaul.livejournal.com]

When I bought my first house...? The neighbor two doors down had one of these. And I HaaAAAATED his guts every winter.

Sure, there's smaller shovels. But they'll only make you mad!

[malterre.livejournal.com]

That's a big-assed shovel all right!

[cherrytattoo77.livejournal.com]

Nice shovel ya got there! I can has your snow?

[newlifeinstpaul.livejournal.com]

Nope. Not in your officially room-temperature environment.

[cherrytattoo77.livejournal.com]

44° is NOT room temp TYVM

[one-raido.livejournal.com]

But, do you feel accomplished?

You got way more snow than we did up north.

[ragnarok-08.livejournal.com]

That's one huge shovel!