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Workout Commandment--SUPER IMPORTANT



Click when you're ready for this....







THOU SHALT CONTINUE UNTIL AT LEAST APRIL 15th



I cannot tell you how critically important this is.

Besides, if you go to a gym? It's gonna get a lot easier to find a treadmill or use that machine you never get to. V-DAY IS WHEN THE N00BZ DISAPPEAR. 'Tis true. Either they lost ten short-term pounds or didn't or found some booty or didn't or whatever happened, didn't happen, imagined would happen? It's Poof Time.

Which is why my no-contract-quit-any-time, but pay $200-plus-per-family-when-you're-here club runs 90 Day Challenge promotions and blew up HUGE balloons and had such a To-Do last weekend. They're not dumb! They know what I know--except they also lose money if when the broken-hearted run away.

See, this is why a post was dedicated to keeping your workout your workout without other agendas.
I had a reason. This was it.



While I'm thinking about it tho--does anyone 'round here have issues with Valentines Day?
Would you prefer my V-Day stuff behind a cut?
Or are you fine with my snarky posts and don't wanna see my moosh, that's also fine.
Just let me know!


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Date: 2016-02-09 04:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ragnarok-08.livejournal.com
Yes, that sounds like a good goal :)

Date: 2016-02-09 04:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] newlifeinstpaul.livejournal.com
I'm just sayin Don't Be A Statistic!

Date: 2016-02-09 05:18 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] smittenbyu
that's so true!! simple and great advice!

And no issues with you posting about how you celebrate V-Day! Always curious...

Date: 2016-02-09 06:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] newlifeinstpaul.livejournal.com
There may or may not be bags involved :D

Date: 2016-02-09 05:34 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] yshaloo
I figure it's about time for me to START exercising. I expect that by next week, most of the resolutioners will have petered out and I can go.

Plus, since I was thinking about doing bellydance classes again, the big V-Day "dance of enticement" will be over and I can just dance without it being any particular choreography. I prefer to dance just for the sake of dancing instead of trying to memorize steps.

Date: 2016-02-09 05:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] one-raido.livejournal.com
Post away on V-Day. I don't have issues with it. But I do see it as a day with high expectations from some people who always get disappointed. Even when I'm in a relationship, it is just another day to me. Too commercial. Even more than Christmas :)

Date: 2016-02-09 06:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scarlet-begonia.livejournal.com
I go all the time. I am probably inspiration for those über fit not to look like. I am fit, fat, and fabulous!!!However I have seen a thinning of the crowds earlier than normal this year, but we do have a planet fitness down the road and they have a cheaper rate and free pizza....
Edited Date: 2016-02-09 06:50 pm (UTC)

Date: 2016-02-09 06:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] newlifeinstpaul.livejournal.com
And they guarantee No Lunks!
At least in the commercials they do.

Which kinda puzzles me, cuz low monthly rates seem almost as attractive to lunks as brightly-colored Spandex on...well, anything.

Date: 2016-02-09 09:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scarlet-begonia.livejournal.com
Their concept seems a bit cheesy to me... I will go and be judged and spend a little more. Lol

Date: 2016-02-09 09:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] newlifeinstpaul.livejournal.com
Do I sound like a jerk if I say 'pricing out the riffraff?' Yes?
Okay, how 'bout 'Pricing IN at least two people physically working with mops, clean towels, floor waxers, etc in my locker room so the place doesn't smell like Foot-and-Ass? And I'ma tell ya--in a Mens locker room? No small feat.

Date: 2016-02-10 11:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scarlet-begonia.livejournal.com
The Y is clean. This I know. The staff is caring, wish the adults were, beaver a message and help the community, so I will take the fit people glaring at me for the cause.

Date: 2016-02-10 12:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weegoddess.livejournal.com
Post away on V-Day. Snark or moosh are all good with me. Even better if we embrace the power of 'and'.

Date: 2016-02-10 03:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] topum.livejournal.com
Bring it on!

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