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Feb. 9th, 2016 10:08 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Workout Commandment--SUPER IMPORTANT
Click when you're ready for this....
THOU SHALT CONTINUE UNTIL AT LEAST APRIL 15th
I cannot tell you how critically important this is.
Besides, if you go to a gym? It's gonna get a lot easier to find a treadmill or use that machine you never get to. V-DAY IS WHEN THE N00BZ DISAPPEAR. 'Tis true. Either they lost ten short-term pounds or didn't or found some booty or didn't or whatever happened, didn't happen, imagined would happen? It's Poof Time.
Which is why my no-contract-quit-any-time, but pay $200-plus-per-family-when-you're-here club runs 90 Day Challenge promotions and blew up HUGE balloons and had such a To-Do last weekend. They're not dumb! They know what I know--except they also lose money
See, this is why a post was dedicated to keeping your workout your workout without other agendas.
I had a reason. This was it.
While I'm thinking about it tho--does anyone 'round here have issues with Valentines Day?
Would you prefer my V-Day stuff behind a cut?
Or are you fine with my snarky posts and don't wanna see my moosh, that's also fine.
Just let me know!
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Date: 2016-02-09 04:38 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-02-09 04:43 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-02-09 05:18 pm (UTC)And no issues with you posting about how you celebrate V-Day! Always curious...
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Date: 2016-02-09 06:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-02-09 05:34 pm (UTC)Plus, since I was thinking about doing bellydance classes again, the big V-Day "dance of enticement" will be over and I can just dance without it being any particular choreography. I prefer to dance just for the sake of dancing instead of trying to memorize steps.
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Date: 2016-02-09 05:56 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-02-09 06:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-02-09 06:58 pm (UTC)At least in the commercials they do.
Which kinda puzzles me, cuz low monthly rates seem almost as attractive to lunks as brightly-colored Spandex on...well, anything.
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Date: 2016-02-09 09:32 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-02-09 09:38 pm (UTC)Okay, how 'bout 'Pricing IN at least two people physically working with mops, clean towels, floor waxers, etc in my locker room so the place doesn't smell like Foot-and-Ass? And I'ma tell ya--in a Mens locker room? No small feat.
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Date: 2016-02-10 11:20 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-02-10 12:36 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-02-10 03:46 pm (UTC)