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[newlifeinstpaul]

Turkey Babies III:

New Meat in Cell Block H



Is it enough for turkeys to get their heads lopped off, feathers plucked,
bodies roasted, chewed into little bits, sloshed in stomach acids
and eventually wiped from our backsides with a little TP?

No, say the Babies. No.


Think about it. Where does stuffing go anyway?


Yeah, thought so.


Sometimes young, inexperienced turkeys get a little gassy.
Or worse yet...


They clench up!


But they can be reasonable...given the proper incentive.
Let's give Midget a turn.



It's SQUOOOOOOSHY!

If turkeys went to horror films, I wonder who the villains would be?

Comments

[cplady.livejournal.com]

ROTFLMAO!!!

I'll never look at stuffing a turkey the same way again. Are you happy now??

[newlifeinstpaul.livejournal.com]

Quite.

[musclegirl69.livejournal.com]

Mmmmmm....turkey!!!

[newlifeinstpaul.livejournal.com]

Nothing fazed the Babies either.
And I must say this episode was purely--PURELY--LP's idea.

You can only blame me for passing on the genes.

[kmdejonge.livejournal.com]

What?! Not mashed taters and gravy?!?! What kind of feast is this? Certainly not one fit for a coaster enthuiast.

*Scoffs at your dinner, and goes off in search of some pancakes*

[newlifeinstpaul.livejournal.com]

To the right of the stuffing?
Candied sweet potatoes.
In sugary gravy.

Amateur.

[sparkythegeek.livejournal.com]

These photos are too precious. :D

[newlifeinstpaul.livejournal.com]

Only the BEST fifth-grade fun for my friends list. XD

[alachicky.livejournal.com]

ROFLMAO OMG what is she doing to that turkey! You know they have groups for that kind of thing LOL

[newlifeinstpaul.livejournal.com]

She's doing what she's gotta do.
You can't let your turkey see fear--or even the slightest hesitation.
Oooooooh. They'll jump all over you then...

[alachicky.livejournal.com]

ROFLMAO boy what a violated turkey!

[ex-sandcat309.livejournal.com]

hehehe