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[newlifeinstpaul]

Turkey Babies III:

New Meat in Cell Block H



Is it enough for turkeys to get their heads lopped off, feathers plucked,
bodies roasted, chewed into little bits, sloshed in stomach acids
and eventually wiped from our backsides with a little TP?

No, say the Babies. No.


Think about it. Where does stuffing go anyway?


Yeah, thought so.


Sometimes young, inexperienced turkeys get a little gassy.
Or worse yet...


They clench up!


But they can be reasonable...given the proper incentive.
Let's give Midget a turn.



It's SQUOOOOOOSHY!

If turkeys went to horror films, I wonder who the villains would be?

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To the right of the stuffing?
Candied sweet potatoes.
In sugary gravy.

Amateur.