Perhaps I should shut down my Dating Website Account...?

I still have active photos on a dating site. Yes. Monogamous, Married and NOT looking Me.
The reason...? It's the website where B and I found each other. The copy quite plainly reads that I'm married, this site apparently works, etc.

They'd like to believe it still works too.
*Cough, cough* IT DOESN'T. Or back when it did, I was still gettin' booty off Myspace. Rigggght?

Anyway, a recent email warned me they've suspended several of my pics
You know, safety first. Just to be sure there was no 'catfishing' going on.
Uhhhhhhhhhh first of all, I'd have to be a-dippin my pole in their now-rancid water? Hello hello?
Second....while not my worst pic, this certainly isn't a traditional dating site photo.






Maybe they've found it on other dating websites.
Bewildering if true. Who and why? And what would they be doing with it, exactly?











Oh NO oh NO seventy-two year old white lady who still buys The Enquirer at the supermarket and pays for groceries with handwritten paper checks!
I have accidentally left 72 MEEELION BEELION dollars in America!
Also I need soda refill. CAN YOU HELP ME?!?!?!?