BEST TRAVEL NEWS ITEMS THIS MONTH!!

[newlifeinstpaul]

Runner-up: The TSA will let me carry this on a flight! Wheeeeeeeee!!!!



I'm sure everyone standing downwind from me after my flight next month will be breathing a sigh of relief. OH WAIT. My gel insoles and deodorant are still banned?!!?!?

Fine. I'll still reek of foot and ass, but it will be properly moisturized foot and ass.
Plus my breath won't stink.

But that still comes in second to my favorite:

TSA Booty Up for Grabs on eBay

Are they suggesting it's a good time to be single after all?
FOURTH GRADE FOR LIFE YO. WHA WHA?!?!

Comments

[newlifeinstpaul.livejournal.com]

Hark hark, fair maiden!
*or something medieval like that*

Behold thine retreating BahDonkaDonk!

[notashamed.livejournal.com]

*blank stare*

[newlifeinstpaul.livejournal.com]

_{never mind.}

[notashamed.livejournal.com]

are you the same person you used to be? you give up so quickly.

and for no good reason

[newlifeinstpaul.livejournal.com]

Whatever doest thou mean?

I've just harkened back from many a valiant search on E-Bay.
It would seem there are no Minnesota backsides up for grabs.

*pouts*

[notashamed.livejournal.com]

wow, selling ass on Ebay. That's.... new.

[newlifeinstpaul.livejournal.com]

Hay-Zeus marimba, fellowmen!
Catchest thou the bolded large headline at ALL?

Or didst thine simply wish to pretend you hadn't?

[notashamed.livejournal.com]

I saw it and then i ignored it.
and then i started talking about your hat
and you brought it back to booty.
and i stared blankly at you b/c said comments warrant no response.
and then my brain exploded.

[newlifeinstpaul.livejournal.com]

Expected thou something highbrow instead?

_{Oh look. I've become medieval YODA}

[notashamed.livejournal.com]

highbrow? from you?
not so much.

[newlifeinstpaul.livejournal.com]

Then let it be declared that from this day forward, the word 'Booty' in my blog is limited to That Other Thing Besides Loot.

Typical bodily function joke coming in 3...2...