BEST TRAVEL NEWS ITEMS THIS MONTH!!

[newlifeinstpaul]

Runner-up: The TSA will let me carry this on a flight! Wheeeeeeeee!!!!



I'm sure everyone standing downwind from me after my flight next month will be breathing a sigh of relief. OH WAIT. My gel insoles and deodorant are still banned?!!?!?

Fine. I'll still reek of foot and ass, but it will be properly moisturized foot and ass.
Plus my breath won't stink.

But that still comes in second to my favorite:

TSA Booty Up for Grabs on eBay

Are they suggesting it's a good time to be single after all?
FOURTH GRADE FOR LIFE YO. WHA WHA?!?!

Comments

[lilrongal.livejournal.com]

But... why would your armpits smell like ass?

[newlifeinstpaul.livejournal.com]

Cuz 'foot and pits' doesn't have the same ring to it?

Oh come on Mizz Editor Lady. Back away from the oily bolts and gears of the merely factual and see the beauty and flow of the language!


Snorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt OKAY I give up.
_{I can't believe I defended that one!}

[lilrongal.livejournal.com]

LMAO!!!!!

*wipes tears from eyes*

[newlifeinstpaul.livejournal.com]

Did the links on my previous post about the Renaissance Fair work for you?
You have catching up to do. From the Toothless Midget days, at that!