Here I am! For a minute anyway

[newlifeinstpaul]

First of all?

VEGAS BAYBAY!

I can't even begin to tell you how happy I am right now.
I have traveled, I have gone places to do things but until yesterday,
it's been quite some time since I VACATIONED.

There is a difference. A huge difference.

Yesterday I decided I was gonna be the life of the party at the Strat hot tub.
Last night, I met a recently-elected county commissioner here in Minnesota and then I met this gal from Oklahoma who was here for a softball tourney, but her team lost. I was supposed to hook up with her, her husband and the rest of her (obviously female) team to hang out.

Didn't happen tho. I was too busy stuffing my face, sucking down a giant margarita and then losing it all. Vegas style-eating. Woo. Don't worry, I'm fine.

Anyhoo? I gotta change clothes for my reservations at a churrascaria at 4. I haven't done one of those in at least 5 years, so I'm excited about that. Then I have half-off tickets for Carrot Top at the Luxor and I hope to catch the 'team' after that. It would be nice. This is their last night in town. But if not? Well, I'll just go with the flow.



And AND? Just so you remember I WIN AT ALL PHOTOS.
FarmFarm knows this, right? The Gump photo? Remember?

SO here's a quick one for you.
In Vegas (if you aren't familiar with it) they have billboards on flatbed trucks advertising all sorts of crap. But mainly 'strippers for your room' (yeah right)
Anyway? I got a shot of one driving by and, uh...



Told ya!

More later. Gotta catch the Deuce!

Comments

[jumbleelle.livejournal.com]

HOLY COW YOU REALLY DO WIN AT PHOTOS!

[jumbleelle.livejournal.com]

I was supposed to hook up with her, her husband and the rest of her (obviously female) team to hang out.


I read this sentence WAY WRONG the first time. Basically, my jaw was hanging open until I got to "...to hang out." Then I was like OKAY THEN.

[glowkitty]

Yeah, I thought the same thing. We're such pervs.

[newlifeinstpaul.livejournal.com]

Oh DAYUM!

I used to have couples proposition me on the Web.
If I answered them at all (usually I didn't) I'd say uh, what's in it for Mr. Hubby? I'm not touching him. He ain't touching me either. And I don't care how not gay it's supposed to make him or me, I'm not accepting an introductory now-it's-your-turn blow job, either. So now what?

And without exception, they'd go quiet.

[lumbergirl13.livejournal.com]

I thought the same thing as well. We're all pervs.

[newlifeinstpaul.livejournal.com]

'Meaners a perv?
Oh look I'm SHOCKED :-P

[quantalla.livejournal.com]

oh, SWEET!

have a good time and be careful to not get married or anything! you don't want to follow britney spears' example!

[newlifeinstpaul.livejournal.com]

I'd have to find somebody who wants me like that.
Okay, fine.
That I'd want, too.

[glowkitty]

Okay, you win. And their phone number isn't the least bit suggestive. Not at all. (Since when do strippers 69, anyway? Don't answer that.)

[newlifeinstpaul.livejournal.com]

'Suggestive' implies subtlety :-P
That phone number's so simple even a MAN can almost figure it out!

[cplady.livejournal.com]

I'm so glad you are having a good time. You deserve it!!

Ho Babes! I love it. We took Ian and my mom with us once...while walking down the strip some woman approached Gordon, leaned against him and offered him a flyer. Imagine having to explain that one to Ian who was all of 13 at the time.

[newlifeinstpaul.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't tsk Da Babies to Vegas until they were...maybe 60.

[princess-design.livejournal.com]

Continue having an awesome time. Love the pic.

BTW, I have Vegas envy.

[newlifeinstpaul.livejournal.com]

Oh SURE you are Ms. I'm-gonna-take-my-accent-and-go-to-Atlantic-City and then play global hopscotch :-P

[princess-design.livejournal.com]

Well, I still have Vegas envy. And no matter how they build up AC, it will NEVER be remotely close to being Vegas.

I should put my Vegas pics up, I don't think I ever did that. I'll have to check.

[sparkythegeek.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, love the photo. Gotta love Vegas. :)

On my college trips there, the guys I was with would collect the flyers and little books of girls like they were comics just to make us girls shake our heads. What made us all laugh hardest was when the little flyer people were handing the girlie flyers to us girls!

Of course, on a trip there with my mother in 2000, they'd try to hand her a flyer and she'd ask - in Spanish, because it seemed that was all they spoke - for the "libros con hombres" and they'd give her this glazed over look. LOL

[newlifeinstpaul.livejournal.com]

Maybe they felt overlooked and objectified and insecure compared to some paragon of what they were 'supposed' to look like.

Must suck for THEM huh?

Boo da fucking en Espanol hoo.