Meanwhile, In a Delusional World Not Far Away...

This is what they'll be teaching Da Babies this summer at their ever-shrinking Summer Convention.
You know what's funny as hell? How the Devil-friending 'apostates' eyeball 'Dub teachings more than the average door-knocker.

Go 'head and enjoy that..then click the cut for my reactions.

First of all? JUMPING JEHOSAPHAT are you kidding? Is this what you're sposed to do to a poor, confused, lovesick growing woman whose heart and body may have defied a patriarchal None shalt cross thine 'giner 'fore Your ~~Owner~~ Husband?' If anything, the kid needs her family more than ever. But NOPE! Gotta keep that 'Dub headcount as high as possible! That radioactive Sin Dust™ emanating from your now-unholy opening (only one, mind you--Dad's not gettin' blown, nor is Mom fingering any pucker holes) is apparently more contagious than the Zika virus.

Second, did you hear that 'I never thought of my parent's pain' shit??? Yeah, couldn't hear that over her OWN selfish thoughts. Like whose couch is she surfing on next or where her next warm meal's coming from. Good thing there's a couple old flat panels sitting in my closet. I damn near punched my screen. Oh BOO HOO poor US from behind four walls and a roof and all. Never more than forty feet from a KITCHEN, unlike your child. Maybe if she was chain-smoking spliffs and whiffing spent roaches at her kid sister. But just cuz you won't drink the 'Dub Kool-Aid?

That's how Dubs 'think,' you see. The Whole World Revolves 'round Them. Nay, the Universe. If J-God and Jeebus and the Satan are all arm-wrassling Day In, Day Out for each and every J-Dub soul, well...this is an easier delusion.

And how the FUCK are they not going to answer her phone call--Hideous 'Wordly' Sinner or not? Even if they have differences of faith? You can't pick up and ask Are you safe? Are you in danger? Are you breathing? Are you employed? K-gotta-go-BYE?? That Bible they thump says it's sin to ignore OTHER PEOPLE'S FARM ANIMALS IN DISTRESS (Deut 22:4) but once your two-legged flesh and blood is put out by 'Dub elders? Well, fuuUUUUCK that.

Call me crazy--okay, call them crazy--but these same people published a tract called Guilting Your Sinner-Family Back to the 'Dubs or something less than two years ago. Guess that didn't work out so great. Oops.